Secretaries are a type of enemy that appear through random encounters in Purified Zones. The Secretaries also get more powerful in each Zone.
Secretaries are a few of the strongest opponents in the world of OFF, with their stats increasing throughout the Zones. They are, however, weak against special and plastic attacks. Defeating them will give the player a chance drop of Fortune Tickets in the 1st and 2nd Zones or Abaddons' Meat in the 3rd Zone. The player will have to defeat them in order to find 3 of the 5 Grand items.
|Natural Logarithm||Physical attack, can only be used in Zone 1||0||100%|
|Logical Value||Chance of Poison, Mute, or Furious, can only be used in Zone 1||0||100%|
|Derivation||Physical attack, can only be used in Zone 2||0||100%|
|Oblique Asymtote||Chance of Poison, can only be used in Zone 2||0||100%|
|Vertical Limit||Physical attack, can only be used in Zone 3||0||100%|
|Division by Zero||Chance of Poison or Sleep, can only be used in Zone 3||0||100%|
- The Secretaries all appear to be in a fighting stance similar to that of a boxer. Which means they may be related with the Boxxer in Hugo's "Panic in Ballville" comic.
- While the Zone 3 Secretaries' game sprite makes their face look horribly mutilated, the concept arts show that they're actually wearing a luchador's mask.
- The secretaries look like babies born with a syndrome called Arthrogryposis, this is more noticeable in the concept art.